Christian Nightmares

Rapture Week: An end times–themed Christian Star Wars (Found at Everything Is Terrible!; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/33363632730/this-church-has-the-best-star-wars-themed)

He’s coming for you: Jesus scares the shit out of a long-haired young man (Found here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/76196993574/dukes-excellent-adventure-a-drunk-teen-travels)

Baffling (and amazing) Christian kids’ book of the day: How GOD Gives Us Ice Cream (For more info, visit Boing Boing; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/97311668241/hilariously-tweaked-covers-of-creepy-kids-books)

Baffling (and amazing) Christian kids’ book of the day: How GOD Gives Us Ice Cream (For more info, visit Boing Boing; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/97311668241/hilariously-tweaked-covers-of-creepy-kids-books)

Left Behind creator Tim LaHaye: ‘Feminism is the ultimate in selfishness’ and ‘forces women to be the greatest losers’ (From his 1982 book The Battle for the Family; Found via @studiesincrap; LaHaye’s other books include The Unhappy Gays and Raising Sexually Pure Kids; For a video of LaHaye talking about the End Times with Mike Huckabee, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/873040588/moral-majority-co-founder-tim-lahaye-tells-mike)

Left Behind creator Tim LaHaye: ‘Feminism is the ultimate in selfishness’ and ‘forces women to be the greatest losers’ (From his 1982 book The Battle for the Family; Found via @studiesincrap; LaHaye’s other books include The Unhappy Gays and Raising Sexually Pure Kids; For a video of LaHaye talking about the End Times with Mike Huckabee, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/873040588/moral-majority-co-founder-tim-lahaye-tells-mike)

The trailer for Exodus: Gods and Kings starring Christian Bale as Moses (For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/66984633143/official-trailer-for-darren-aronofskys-biblical)

Time calls new Rick Scott promo ‘the most sexist Republican ad of the year’ (To read the story, click here; Found at Joe. My. God.; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/2829641274/florida-gov-rick-scotts-appointment-of-christian)

Rapture Week: Christians leave their clothes behind en route to Heaven (Found at Everything Is Terrible!; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/2775514016/be-afraid-an-animated-glimpse-at-the-rapture-for)

A hilarious short re-edit of the Kirk Cameron movie Mercy Rule (Found at Loose Meat; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/74763954611/kirk-cameron-the-grammys-were-an-all-out-assault)

Jordin Sparks’ cover of 'I Wish We'd All Been Ready' for the new Left Behind movie makes the Rapture sound pleasant (For a much creepier cover, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/1387314278/a-performance-of-the-larry-norman-song-i-wish)

It’s that time of year again: Trailer for Hell House 24 at Trinity Church in Cedar Hill, Texas (For more info, click here; For last year’s trailer, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/62788606891/its-that-time-of-year-again-trailer-for-hell)