Creepy Christian album of the day: Little Bits for Children Everywhere featuring Lil’ Markie (For more info, click here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/293731963/a-christian-performer-by-the-name-of-lil-markie)
Hating Breitbart: The PG-13 version for Christians (To read the story, click image or here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/2050665296/resisting-the-green-dragon-right-wing)
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Christ heals scraped knees: Jesus Adhesive Bandages (For more info, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/20022440032/little-lamb-of-jesus-band-aids-found-at-cold-dirt)
After debate on what Jesus would do, House Agricultural Committee approves Republican legislation to cut food stamps by $2.5 billion annually (To read the story, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/6693652234/twisted-christian-logic-evolution-vs-poverty)
The Bronx mansion where Jesus was supposed to live when he returned to Earth (To read the story, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://www.thedailyswarm.com/swarm/christian-nightmares-presents-five-songs-get-you-rapture-ready/)
Practical Witchcraft Today: How To Hurt People (Found at Dangerous Minds; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/21168807013/a-christian-witch-gets-in-over-her-head-while)
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How the Christian evangelical Quiverfull movement is growing in the UK (To read the story, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/2128071912/the-growing-evangelical-stay-at-home-daughters)
Weeping ‘Smurf Jesus’ tattoo (Found at The American Jesus; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/871398416/christian-tattoo-jesus-plays-bass-guitar-on-a)