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Christian Nightmares’ 15 favorite/worst video posts of 2011 (in no particular order; for last year’s list, click here) 1) Satanic, psychedelic remix of Christian public access evangelist Reverend Dolly Harrell - 2) Evangelist and failed comedian Dawson McAllister preaches against ‘worldliness’ - 3) An incredibly infectious and upbeat Christian kids’ song about the Bible - 4) Evangelist Patricia King marvels over her pal Joshua Mills as God covers him with blue sparkle dust and oil miraculously pours from his palms - 5) ‘How dare you!’: An amazing remix of arrogant, condescending Pastor Mark Driscoll - 6) Greystone Chapel: Born again Spinal Tap southern gospel rock - 7) Uncle Sam speedily guilts a group of kids into giving their lives to Jesus - 8) A young Christian rapper adds his own flava to DC Talk’s ‘Nu Thang’ - 9) Evangelist Damon Thompson outraged by all the ‘queers’ on TV and by anti-gay bullying campaigns, screams, ‘Being gay is not normal!’ - 10) Yakadoo! A Christian Jim Carrey impersonator contorts his face for Jesus - 11) Mulleted ex-Satanist Stephen Dollins preaches against the evils of Pokemon - 12) Twisted evangelist Becky Fischer takes her ‘Jesus Camp’ to Singapore, teaches kids how to ‘raise the dead’ - 13) Every Man’s Battle for Purity: Christian men dress in Army fatigues, prepare to fight Satan and lustful thoughts - 14) Two Christian women indoctrinate a little boy named Noah, then instruct two other youngsters about the healing power of Jesus - 15) Sarah Palin Battle Hymn: Tea Party Christians sing praise to ‘the cold blast from Alaska’ - Extra: Christian Nightmares presents: A short tour through evangelical hell

Christian Nightmares’ 15 favorite/worst video posts of 2011 (in no particular order; for last year’s list, click here)

1) Satanic, psychedelic remix of Christian public access evangelist Reverend Dolly Harrell

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2) Evangelist and failed comedian Dawson McAllister preaches against ‘worldliness’

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3) An incredibly infectious and upbeat Christian kids’ song about the Bible

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4) Evangelist Patricia King marvels over her pal Joshua Mills as God covers him with blue sparkle dust and oil miraculously pours from his palms

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5) ‘How dare you!’: An amazing remix of arrogant, condescending Pastor Mark Driscoll

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6) Greystone Chapel: Born again Spinal Tap southern gospel rock

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7) Uncle Sam speedily guilts a group of kids into giving their lives to Jesus

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8) A young Christian rapper adds his own flava to DC Talk’s ‘Nu Thang’

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9) Evangelist Damon Thompson outraged by all the ‘queers’ on TV and by anti-gay bullying campaigns, screams, ‘Being gay is not normal!’

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10) Yakadoo! A Christian Jim Carrey impersonator contorts his face for Jesus

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11) Mulleted ex-Satanist Stephen Dollins preaches against the evils of Pokemon

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12) Twisted evangelist Becky Fischer takes her ‘Jesus Camp’ to Singapore, teaches kids how to ‘raise the dead’

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13) Every Man’s Battle for Purity: Christian men dress in Army fatigues, prepare to fight Satan and lustful thoughts

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14) Two Christian women indoctrinate a little boy named Noah, then instruct two other youngsters about the healing power of Jesus

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15) Sarah Palin Battle Hymn: Tea Party Christians sing praise to ‘the cold blast from Alaska’

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Extra: Christian Nightmares presents: A short tour through evangelical hell

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