Christian Nightmares

Christian rappers perform a song about the dangers of full frontal hugging.

Posted 2 months ago
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Tagged: Christian rap, side hug, side-hug, Christian side hug, Christian side-hug, .
  1. pmrichets reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
    This really got to me due to...fact I give my Nana “full frontal” hugs all the time…and my...
  2. alexlitel reblogged this from christiannightmares
  3. darushimo reblogged this from christiannightmares
  4. company reblogged this from likevannotjim and added:
    This has to be a joke. Whaaat?!
  5. joebonte reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
    Wow …. just wow … Jesus never hugged anyone? Poor man must have been awfully lonely :/
  6. likevannotjim reblogged this from midwesterndirt and added:
    I figured since he doesn’t approve of mixed swimming that full-frontal hugging would be way out of the question.
  7. midwesterndirt reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
    So…Jesus doesn’t approve
  8. newnoisethriller reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
    I was going to post this on my own but you have captured it so well!
  9. lucymorrison reblogged this from christiannightmares
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  11. mayormccheese reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
    side-hug… when I hug people, I leave room for
  12. ryanroberts reblogged this from christiannightmares
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  15. intranation reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
    This is amazing. Makes me wonder if it’s even real.
  16. drewlough reblogged this from christiannightmares
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  20. jimray reblogged this from misseffieb
  21. fistsoffolly reblogged this from misseffieb and added:
    I guess Jesus is down with fake gunshot/sirens sound effects. Guns, not hugs.
  22. sendchocolate reblogged this from malackey and added:
    No wonder people scoff at Christians. On behalf of the community, I apologize. My daughter just asked, “Are we really...
  23. misseffieb reblogged this from shoesonwrong and added:
    But… but I thought… I… but this is… but… “Jesus never hugged NOBODY LIKE THAT!” … … *brain trickles out of ear*
  24. mikethomas reblogged this from shoesonwrong
  25. malackey reblogged this from shoesonwrong and added:
    I made it through 1 minute, seven seconds, before I had to turn it off. While I’m sure these youngsters are from the...
  26. shoesonwrong reblogged this from christiannightmares and added:
    GIMME THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE-HUG, THAT CHRISTIAN SIDE-HUG! Ryan’s response was merely to sigh in defeat when I asked him...
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