Christian Nightmares

Police issue warrants for Jack Schaap’s pal pastor...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:00 -0400

Police issue warrants for Jack Schaap’s pal pastor Geronimo Aguilar for aggravated sexual assault of a minor under 14 years old (To read the story, click image or here; Found here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/45855197197/ex-pastor-jack-schaap-sentenced-to-12-years-for)

How much money are you willing to spend to prove you love God?...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:03:00 -0400

How much money are you willing to spend to prove you love God? (For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/1467785130/pastor-ed-young-asks-church-members-for-their)

Branson entertainer Ray Stevens sings a spirited song about a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:01:48 -0400

Branson entertainer Ray Stevens sings a spirited song about a squirrel getting loose in church (Found at Everything Is Terrible!; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/397567339/a-series-of-riveting-clips-featuring-christian)

Homophobic ‘Coach’ Dave Daubenmire calls on Obama to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:44:42 -0400

Homophobic ‘Coach’ Dave Daubenmire calls on Obama to ‘admit he’s the first openly gay president’ (Found at Joe. My. God.; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/23135754089/william-tapley-says-obama-wrote-a-poem-called)

The Satanic ‘poison’ in Led Zeppelin’s...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:58:31 -0400

The Satanic ‘poison’ in Led Zeppelin’s ‘Stairway to Heaven’ played backwards (For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/18237430913/a-classic-case-of-backward-masking-reveals-that)

City Harvest Church accused of embezzling over $40 million to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:45:00 -0400

City Harvest Church accused of embezzling over $40 million to fund the pop music career of its founder’s wife (To read the story, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/10188741382/three-anti-gay-evangelical-church-leaders-in)

Creepy Christian album of the day: Little Bits for Children...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:33:00 -0400

Creepy Christian album of the day: Little Bits for Children Everywhere featuring Lil’ Markie (For more info, click here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/293731963/a-christian-performer-by-the-name-of-lil-markie)

Hating Breitbart: The PG-13 version for Christians (To read the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:15:00 -0400

Hating Breitbart: The PG-13 version for Christians (To read the story, click image or here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/2050665296/resisting-the-green-dragon-right-wing)

‘Livin Outside of God’s Word’: The worst...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:00:00 -0400

‘Livin Outside of God’s Word’: The worst Christian anti-gay heavy metal song you will ever hear (Found here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/44327597699/a-christian-girl-hangs-out-in-the-woods-and-raps)

Christ heals scraped knees: Jesus Adhesive Bandages (For more...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:45:00 -0400

Christ heals scraped knees: Jesus Adhesive Bandages (For more info, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/20022440032/little-lamb-of-jesus-band-aids-found-at-cold-dirt)

After debate on what Jesus would do, House Agricultural...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:12:00 -0400

After debate on what Jesus would do, House Agricultural Committee approves Republican legislation to cut food stamps by $2.5 billion annually (To read the story, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/6693652234/twisted-christian-logic-evolution-vs-poverty)

The Bronx mansion where Jesus was supposed to live when he...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:26:00 -0400

The Bronx mansion where Jesus was supposed to live when he returned to Earth (To read the story, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://www.thedailyswarm.com/swarm/christian-nightmares-presents-five-songs-get-you-rapture-ready/)

Practical Witchcraft Today: How To Hurt People (Found at...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:10:00 -0400

Practical Witchcraft Today: How To Hurt People (Found at Dangerous Minds; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/21168807013/a-christian-witch-gets-in-over-her-head-while)

Breaking from William Tapley: Upside down eagle on the White...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:39:18 -0400

Breaking from William Tapley: Upside down eagle on the White House Twitter page a warning that America is in deep trouble (For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/1271789294/mca-draws-william-tapley-for-christian-nightmares)

How the Christian evangelical Quiverfull movement is growing in...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:54:32 -0400

How the Christian evangelical Quiverfull movement is growing in the UK (To read the story, click image or here; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/2128071912/the-growing-evangelical-stay-at-home-daughters)

Weeping ‘Smurf Jesus’ tattoo (Found at The American...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:58:00 -0400

Weeping ‘Smurf Jesus’ tattoo (Found at The American Jesus; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/871398416/christian-tattoo-jesus-plays-bass-guitar-on-a)

Not a nightmare, just odd: Richard Simmons ‘Holy...

Fri, 17 May 2013 01:07:00 -0400

Not a nightmare, just odd: Richard Simmons ‘Holy Trinity’ drawing on display at Nashville church (To read the story, click image or here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/45601720323/lets-get-jubilant-bust-out-your-leg-warmers-and)

Stylish gospel trio seems to know Jesus intimately (For a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:06:24 -0400

Stylish gospel trio seems to know Jesus intimately (For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/414352697/cover-of-the-ministers-quartets-album-let-me)

Invitation to a Christian anti-Communism youth rally in 1963...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:38:31 -0400

Invitation to a Christian anti-Communism youth rally in 1963 (For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/30809187130/communism-hypnotism-and-the-beatles-by-reverend)

Is pastor Mark Driscoll this generation’s Pat Robertson?...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:19:20 -0400

Is pastor Mark Driscoll this generation’s Pat Robertson? (To read the story, click image or here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/9867718021/mark-driscolls-pornographic-divination-ive)